February 2011
Will I lose my dignity? Will someone care? Will I...
Narcissa Black: Reasons why the new Helena Bonham... →
miltz:
The way she aimlessly wanders into the studio with a mug of tea
She immediately starts discussing her cleavage
Momentarily forgetting the number of children she has
She frequently slips into American and Scottish accents
Casually admitting her desire for opium on national TV
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January 2011
Must. Lose. Weight.
sirronnie123 asked: Might as well.. <3?
Anonymous asked: <3 ? :)
Post a heart in my ask box. For every heart I get,...
Reblog if you're not pregnant.
sallyintheskywithdiamonds:
loving the fact that Lily and Marshall are actually trying really hard to get pregnant xD
Reblog if you're going to have a totally awesome...
20 Ways to Survive a Horror Movie →
thequeenofteaparties:
ellietheindianelephant:
idontbelieveinluck:
bulletproofxheart:
averagecupofsoup:
letstoasttothedouchebags:
fangirlingbusiness:
azeleen:
michelledagreek:
liliofthevaley:
itzellovato:
A quick run-down should you ever find yourself trapped in a horror movie and would prefer to live to tell the tale.
1. Don’t have sex.
Seriously
Abstinence is key.
2....
"You couldn't possibly get any weirder."
Parents dont like anything
sirronnie123:
br0hammad:
dropletsoflove:
If I sleep to much, my parents complain.
If I don’t get enough sleep, my parents complain.
If I eat too much, my parents complain.
If I don’t eat enough, my parents complain.
If I’m always in my room, my parents complain.
If I go out too much, my parents complain.
I CAN’T FUCKING WIN.
The little girl makes this for me XD
Watch
I sorta ruin everything
sugarsickness:
i like when people forget about me.
undesirablenumber2:
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Just got a text that said:
“Your smile scares me, but your frown scares me even more.” that’s nice right?
I am losing my fucking mind.
When someone asks you when you're going to get a...
mad-hatter:
…and you’re just like “I don’t know, I guess tomorrow when I walk out of my house I’ll just choose one from the swarm of guys that all come sprinting towards me.”
Exactly, my favourite is ‘You’re single, how come?’ what like there is something wrong with me? i can’t function without being involved romantically? GRRRRR
the swarm of guys that sprint towards me. ha.
Cross out what you've done →
hetch:
graduated high school. smoked a cigarette. kissed someone.(apart from family) gotten so drunk you passed out. ridden every ride at an amusement park. collected something really stupid. gone fishing. watched four movies in one night. gone long periods of time without sleep. lied to someone. snorted cocaine. failed a class. dealt drugs. been in a car accident. been in a tornado. done hard...