December 2010
New Year's Resolution
-onethousandlights:
Write that bitch a poem.
bitches love poems.
Bitch, if Mrs. Weasley made me a Weasley sweater I...
ultraball:
At home
On the way to school
At school
During concerts
Watching TV
In the shower
Eating dinner
Saving the world from crime
During sex
I want a boy best friend who will call me...
hermi0ne:
Hogwarts Frog Choir “Double Trouble”
that’s sweeet.
Silly muggles. They aren't ".gifs" they're just a...
These muggles.
silly, silly muggles.
Morgan Freeman and Betty White will never die.
mrgolightly:
They’re like immortal creatures from a magical land of blueberries and sunshine.
Pete and Patrick spam
fuckyoucruelintentions:
didnt know i had that many haha
That Awkward moment when the city is under attack...
“HONEYY” “What?” “Where is my super suit? “WHAT” “WHERE. IS. MY. SUPER SUIT.”
“WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW?”
“IT’S FOR THE GREATER GOOD.”
“I AM THE GREATEST GOOD YOU ARE EVER GONNA GET.”
“THE PUBLIC IS IN DANGER!”
“MY EVENING IS IN DANGER!”
“YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SUIT IS, WOMAN.”
I'm so hipster, my heart is a triangle.
and I was an idiot to think 2010 was going to be...
uswallow:
That moment when you come home from school, look...
iwaskillingbeforkillingwascool:
letsgetcrazy-xo:
It happens to me nearly everyday of my life.
every. single. day.
Rat-ta-tat-tat on your dumb, dumb drum. The beat's...
hey, i know you cant possibly be reading this. but...
whyisharrypotterover: